Ellen's brother says if you pull out a girl's breast and let it go... it goes nunga-nunga-nunga!

- My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe...

- My nose is gigantic. It must nave grown overnight…

- My eyebrows are approachinh the 'It's a moustache! It's a hedgehog! No, it's Georgia's eyebrows!!!' stage…

- I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.